1.This couple who asked for donations because they moved to Florida to join Jesus School:
Like…what???
2.This person who asked if their wife could wear a revealing outfit to get them a 50% discount:
3.This person who asked for a discount on a phone because they can’t eat tomato-based products:
4.This person who asked for donations to buy more Beanie Babies:
5.This person who wanted a future discount from their cleaner because they drank some tap water last time:
Yup, your cleaner having a sip of water is definitely the problem. Not the expensive pool in the backyard.
6.This person who wanted a deal because they’re a beauty queen going to Comic-Con:
7.This person who got pissed because a store wouldn’t keep giving him a discount as the son-in-law of a military veteran:
8.This person who thought they deserved to pay half-price because they’re a teenager:
9.This person who stiffed their waitress because the restaurant doesn’t give out free desserts:
Who the hell blames their server for the restaurant’s birthday policy?!
10.This couple that wanted a free couch delivered and their current one taken away because they have busy schedules, and it’s not like anyone else does:
11.This person who was annoyed they weren’t given a discount for ordering to-go food:
12.This person who asked for free hair, makeup, and nails because life is tough for them and no one else:
13.This person who couldn’t pay for a slice of pizza but totally deserved a discount because they’re a “food blogger”:
14.This person who wanted a customized fitness plan for their wife – but didn’t want to pay – in order to save their marriage:
Even if I believed this person’s marriage was in trouble, I highly doubt a fitness plan would be the thing to finally save it.
15.This person who thought their lowball offer should be accepted because it was Christmas:
16.This person who asked for a discount because their son wanted the item a year and 11 months before it even came out:
17.This person who expected free engagement pics because they’re friends with the photographer:
18.And finally, this person who wanted a cheaper price from a UK seller as an apology for the Revolutionary War:
I…have no words.
Which excuse do you think is the most ridiculous? Sound off in the comments below!
